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| Holy. Crap. Just found this. QUOTE One fragment form interview with DM (Record Mirror, 29th September 1984)
Did you know that Andy Fletcher of Depeche Mode has the world’s tiniest nipples? As Martin Gore explains, “Fletch, apart from being in a quite successful band, has also got the smallest nipples in the world.”
“They’re like two freckles,” Dave Gahan offers helpfully. Andy, obviously hurt by his colleague’s disloyalty, tries to explain. “They’ve just never grown. But they’re not that bad.” This is too much for Martin.
“They are, Fletch,” he tells him. Men can be cruel sometimes.
“You’re a weird guy, Fletch,” Dave adds cheerfully. It doesn’t cheer Andy up.
“I just haven’t got very big what-do-you-call-its.” The assembled minds boggle at just what Andy can be talking about. “The round bit… the dark bit around it,” he clarifies.
“That IS your nipple, Andy,” Dave tells him in a tired voice.
“Ni-pol,” Martin adds, emphasising each syllable with obvious glee.
“No it isn’t,” Andy pleads, looking more confused than when he started. Dave, meanwhile, has obviously taken pity on his friend. “I’ll talk to you later Fletch. Man talk. I’ll give you a few books on the subject.” |
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